Tag : mom humor

Written on Oct, 22, 2018 by in | Leave a comment
to-do list

I love a good to-do list. If I didn’t write a to-do list every week, I would literally never get anything done, because I would completely forget that I had to do it in the first place. To be fair, I still don’t get much done, but at least I remember that I forgot to do it. But one thing …

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Written on Oct, 05, 2018 by in , , | 1 Comment.
Teachers

Dear Teachers, First, let me say how much I love you. Teachers are amazing people. I know your job is difficult, teaching and looking after so many small children each and every day. I also know that to make this difficult job a little bit easier, it’s in your best interest to encourage good behavior from your students, and that …

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Written on Sep, 21, 2018 by in , | Leave a comment
baby toys

The first few weeks of school is one of my favorite times of year for obvious reasons. But the part I probably love the most is the fact that I can now safely rid my house of all the toys, and pieces of garbage my kids use as toys, that seem to have gotten together and had little garbage toy …

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summer workout

Summer is well under way, and probably almost over for a lot of you, but it’s not too late to get that summer body you’ve been swearing you’ll get back since that first summer after having your last precious, body-wrecking child. I’ve devised a fool-proof summer workout for Moms that’s sure to get you ready to rock that bikini* again! …

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mother

Becoming a mother is a rite of passage, and with this rite of passage, you get certain privileges. After you enter motherhood, you get to say things like “Eat your vegetables before they get cold,” and “Because I said so, that’s why!” Moms get to say these things because they’ve earned the right. And because I said so, that’s why! …

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Parenting is a lot of things – wonderful, annoying, rewarding, annoying, irritating, confusing, upsetting, amazing – take your pick. At any given moment, kids can make it one, or all of those things put together. But no matter your current emotion, it always ends with the same result – parents everywhere asking questions to which they already know the answers. …

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Written on May, 10, 2018 by in , | 1 Comment.
hair

Spring is FINALLY here, which means it’s time for parents to open up those windows, let some fresh air in, and remind your neighbors why they like the winter so much. Between yelling at your kids, your kids yelling at each other, and you yelling at your kids for yelling at each other, it’s hard to hide your true colors …

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Written on Apr, 12, 2018 by in , | Leave a comment
broken toys

When you give a kid some toys, those toys will most likely break at some point. Then, that kid will look to you, their Mom or Dad, to fix those broken toys. If this scenario sounds at all familiar, you are not alone. But don’t worry, because I have found an awesome method to make the annoyance of fixing broken …

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Written on Apr, 05, 2018 by in , | 1 Comment.
birthday parties

When I was a kid, birthday parties were nothing but a group of your friends coming over to your house to play, eat some food, sing “Happy Birthday,” and have some cake. Then, somewhere over the following two decades, something happened. Birthday parties became big events, with themes, where you have to invite every person you’ve ever met, and every …

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Written on Feb, 27, 2018 by in , | Leave a comment
grocery shopping

I. Hate. Grocery shopping. I’ve written about how much I loathe it before, and my feelings have not changed in the slightest. It’s crowded, there are annoying displays in all the aisles, and they’re always changing the layout to try and trick us into buying stuff we usually don’t. I typically go grocery shopping on Fridays, as that’s when the new …

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